🎧 Audio Lesson · 50:44
Fake Reads
I'm going to take away the thing you're most proud of: your reads. That hero call you still tell at dinner — most of the time the feeling had almost nothing to do with the other player. Real perception is information coming in. Most of what we call a read is information going out: your hope, your fear, the two cards in your own hand, thrown onto a neutral screen and called perception. A real reading and a confirmation feel identical from the inside — both arrive as a click. But the click is just the sound of a story finishing, and a false story clicks shut just as sweetly. You never perceive the player; you perceive your model of him, built out of you. The cure is cold: read when you have no stake, separate perception from decision, keep an honest scorecard, invert every read, and distrust the vivid one.
Real perception is information coming in. Most of what we call our reads is information going out.
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